Forez Member
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| Subject: Essays generators are quite interesting. Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:49 am | |
| Interesting how can word "ass" become actually funny. - Spoiler:
An essay on AssesThink back to the first time you ever heard of Asses. There are many factors which influenced the development of Asses. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that Asses is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Asses. Social Factors While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A society without Asses is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?' Did I mention how lovely Asses is? Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Asses will have its place in society. Economic Factors Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank interest looms over Asses this cannot be a coincidence. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector. Political Factors Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Asses. To quote the famous political Aaron H. Amster 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Asses until he was well into his thirties. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts. Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.Conclusion To conclude, Asses deserves all of the attention it gets. It collaborates successfully, applauds greatness, though Asses brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Asses. One final thought from the talented Demi Hanks: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Asses ROCKS!!! [3]
PS:I decide to put here another one about Miaw... - Spoiler:
An essay on MiawWhile many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Miaw, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Miaw. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably Miaw is often misunderstood by the easily lead, who just don't like that sort of thing. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Miaw. Social Factors Society is our own everyday reality. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Miaw bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts. Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Miaw. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Miaw will have its place in society. Economic Factors Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Inter-Spam model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank interest will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Miaw, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth. Political Factors Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the two, equally popular approaches to Miaw. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine. It is always enlightening to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Bonaventure Tuigamala 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Miaw, that this highlights an important issue. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Miaw makes a good case for being the icing. While Miaw may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.Conclusion What can we conclude? Well, Miaw has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, provides financial security and is a joy to behold. Here with the final word is Hollywood's Elvis J. Fox: 'My Daddy loved Miaw and his Daddy loved Miaw.' [3]
PPS: I will write here the most funny parts: - Spoiler:
At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Miaw. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably Miaw is often misunderstood by the easily lead, who just don't like that sort of thing. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Miaw.
- Spoiler:
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Miaw. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Miaw will have its place in society.
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If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Miaw makes a good case for being the icing.
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Ratounnetta Member
Posts : 59 Join date : 2011-10-24 Location : Istanbul
| Subject: Re: Essays generators are quite interesting. Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:38 am | |
| Wow lots of word for me to read | |
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Wedox Moderator
Posts : 301 Join date : 2011-08-21
| Subject: Re: Essays generators are quite interesting. Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:54 am | |
| I didnt bother | |
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georgio169 Banned
Posts : 22 Join date : 2011-09-26 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Essays generators are quite interesting. Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:55 am | |
| I didn't read the miaw part... 1 was enough | |
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Forez Member
Posts : 87 Join date : 2011-10-06
| Subject: Re: Essays generators are quite interesting. Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:42 am | |
| You must have,for most of the people,strange kind of humor to luagh hard on this. | |
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Robdoc Member
Posts : 107 Join date : 2011-11-11 Location : Burlington Wisconsin, U.S.
| Subject: Re: Essays generators are quite interesting. Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:59 am | |
| All I see is this: Interesting how can word "ass" become actually funny. PS:I decide to put here another one about Miaw... PPS: I will write here the most funny parts: Spoiler: |
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